We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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