i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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