I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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