we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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