That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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