the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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