Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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