My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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