Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I believe in your delicious
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
