I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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