Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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