And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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