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My balls are so social today.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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