Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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