I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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