Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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