i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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