She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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