The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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