I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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