Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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