Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
