I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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