just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Dick very happy bro
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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