Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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NoShamevember. You game?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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