Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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