i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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