So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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