it wasn't lemon gatorade
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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