I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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