Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Blood and glitter go together right?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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