i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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