There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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