Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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