i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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