so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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