he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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