its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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