Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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