A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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