My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
50% drunk capacity currently
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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