im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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