it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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