Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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