Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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