So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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