Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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