I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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