I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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