On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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