I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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