Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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