Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
organizing the empties. That sober.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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