went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
honey bunches of taint.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Randomize
