She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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